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Stranded On Island With Arrogant Italian Man = Not Pleasant
I have come to the conclusion that being stuck on a deserted Island with an arogant Italian man would be Hell. I am watching this movie on VH1 and this chick gets stranded on an Island with this arrogant Italian man who makes her call him master, hits her, and makes her do other chores even though shes hurt her ankle. I think I would have to tell him off. I mean the only reason she puts up with it besides the fact that its in the script is that he can get her food. He built himself shelter but makes her sleep outside. I wouldn't put up with it. I'd find my own damn food and shelter. Apparently they were on a ship of his and she was this rich little snob and made it hell for him by being picky about what she wanted and this is him getting back at her. Its really funny that Madonna is playing the chick and she has this one scene where he makes her sing and she has to sing really awful. Made me laugh. But no seriously I don't think I'd ever want to be stranded on an Island with an arrogant Italian man would be hell. I hope that guy gets eaten by a shark. Okay now shes finally fighting back yay her. I think I would rather split up from him and find my own food and shelter than put up with that crap. Of course now they have to switch it all around so that they fall in love or some shit. This movie is sick...Yet I can't stop watching it...why is that...Okay his accent is getting on my nerves. Some accents are sexy and great but I don't like Italian ones. Oh well this entry isn't a diss on Italians only on the arrogant jerky ones. :) I honestly don't know what I'm saying. My head is all spinny and my back hurts and I can't control the shaking. Okay I officially hate this movie...its so sick. Why do they always have to make women these weak little things that enjoy being controled and abused by men? I'm serious. This chick is getting off on being abused by him. And not in a good kinky way. Oh hell whatever. I'm off to lay down and make myself turn it before I go insane.
Old Tears + New Fears = Lolita

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